Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Exactly the Same, Only Different

I worked today but nothing real exciting happened. In fact, it was way slow. I only had four tables.

I've been doing some observing lately. I've decided that Harley and my Yorkie are pretty much the same.

Harley likes to play with anything marked "not a toy".
So does Fluffy.

Harley likes to eat anything labeled "not baby food".
Fluffy likes to eat anything labeled "not dog food."

Anything they find on the floor ends up in their mouth. Not that there's EVER anything on my floors. I'm just saying if they should happen to find something on the floor, it would end up in their mouth. If.

There are a few differences, though. Fluffy likes to lick my face with affection. Harley likes to grab my face and try to rip it off...with affection. Fluffy likes to lick Harley's face with affection. He likes to wing her around by her fur...with affection. I really don't like Fluffy that much. And Harley is pretty much the coolest thing ever.


SO said...

I don't have anything on my floors either! And isn't it funny how kids try to rip your face off?

Kristina P. said...

Love the new background!! And I keep thinking about ribs, ever since your email.

Melissa said...

Love the new look! You no likey Fluffy? C'mon man!
And babies ripping faces off is funny, I don't care who you are, it's funny!

DeNae said...

What part of "GET HARLEY DOWN HERE RIGHT FREAKING NOW" are you not understanding??

Cuz you know I'LL rip that lovely face off with full-on malice aforethought if I don't see that baby in the next month.

K, not really. But only because I love you, not because you deserve to be spared.

Went to lunch with the big boy today. Watched the waitress work. Thought to myself, "A is SO much better at this than you are, lady". Gave her a big tip for having thought such a snarky thing.

Casey said...

Heh, I recently noticed that I sometimes talk to Graham like I'm talking to my dogs. I told him to "drop it" the other day when he picked up something in the yard that I didn't want him touching. Elliot eats dog toys and could care less about human toys. I told you she and Harley would hit it off.

wendy said...

Man, I have so much in common with Harley and Fluffy. I too like to eat anything labled "food" (or not food) I too would eat anything off the floor (that 10 second rule, IF there should be anything on my floor, like hypothetically,(and I am sure that is so freaking spelled wrong) cause really never would you even find so much as a dust bunny on my floor) AND, surprisingly my hubby is always licking my face. (bad habit of his)

mrsbear said...

The face ripping thing sucks. I think all my kids have attempted it at one point or another during their toddler-hood. Likewise my boys have always had a taste for dog food, the crunchy kind not the wet kind. They also like climbing in the dog crates and washing their hands in their water bowls. Go figure.

Sprite's Keeper said...

Oh, when Sprite was still a sitting lump, the dogs used to make her squeal with laughter. Now, she's trying to ride Blue and trying to make "nice" with Harry since he doesn't like her getting too close.