- There will now be mandatory summer school.
- There will be two hours added to the school day and while we're still on the subject of school...
- It will now be held on Saturdays. (So far I'm failing to see any problems.)
- Barack Obama is going to blow up Japan.
- He's going to kill babies. (I'm guessing this has something to do with "pro-choice" stance of Democrats)
- He was adopted by aliens.
- He's going to paint the white house black.
- He's going to enslave all the white people.
Seriously, where do they come up with all this? I would just like to clarify, again, that the opinions expressed here are those of my children and not necessarily those of the author. I needed to get them down before I forgot how crazy they are!