At Avery's 2nd grade program to Hayden: "Do I need to separate you and your dad?"
Avery: "Hayden, I wanna see how wide the TV is."
Hayden: "It's one point twenty-one gigawatts!"
Avery: "I'm a miracle."
Hayden: "You know why she keeps getting messages? Because she texas too much."
Avery: "Mama! Don't make me laugh when I'm drinking chocolate milk!"
My sister Jill about her daughter: "She really does have a high crack. She needs plastic surgery."
Avery: "The Easter Bunny is amazing!"
Text from Sher: "Welcome to the dark side."
Me: "At least I'm in good company."
And my personal favorite...
Me driving home from work: "Get off my bumper! I'm blogging!"