Me: "Hi, babe! How's your day going?"
Tavis: "Pretty good. Just runnin' the equipment today." (Which explains his good mood. He loves to be in the equipment. Boys and their tractors!)
Me: "Well I just called to tell you I love you." (I'm nice like that.)
Tavis: "Aw, thanks! Love you, too!"
Me: "When do you think you'll be home?"
Tav: "I'm not sure. I'll call you when I get off this hoe."
Me: Long pause "Wow. Any other wife might be a little concerned about that statement."
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You crack me up. You reall are the Queen Ho.
SO FUNNY----------glad to see you are "open minded".
Every man needs a little hoe (or alot, depends)
"And then I hung up and blogged about it!" That's why we are so tolerant and easy going; eventually it's all fodder for the next blog post!
(And did you tell him that if he came home early, he might find "nude hose" in the bedroom?)
Ha! That's hilarious!
This is the best thing I've read in a long time!
Miss you and your lovely HO bones.
Hysterical! I wish Dave would actually talk to me while he's at work. He's a DONT BUG ME mode all the frigging time
Totally made me laugh. Out loud.
Awesome!
Reminds me of the conversation C and I had last week.
It went like this:
me: Ouch, my back hurts.
C: why?
Me: because I spent all day ho-ing
C: I really wish you would stop hoing around.
His comment was probably funnier than that, but I can't remember.
Anywho...
Hilarious pun! DeNae was singing your sisterly praises tonight. I am excited to read what you write!
Too funny! Yeah - any other wife would be a little concerned. :) I never got a chance to meet you at the Sassy GNO last wk, but I know you were really, REALLY excited to win a giveaway. :) Hope to see you at CBC.
That is a great conversation!
LOL that is good Amber. My husband works on aircraft carriers so if he says he will call when he gets off of his hoe I think I will be much more concerned
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