Me: "Hi, babe! How's your day going?"
Tavis: "Pretty good. Just runnin' the equipment today." (Which explains his good mood. He loves to be in the equipment. Boys and their tractors!)
Me: "Well I just called to tell you I love you." (I'm nice like that.)
Tavis: "Aw, thanks! Love you, too!"
Me: "When do you think you'll be home?"
Tav: "I'm not sure. I'll call you when I get off this hoe."
Me: Long pause "Wow. Any other wife might be a little concerned about that statement."